if life were a fanfiction

Everyone would be subjected to my god-awful writing! Yay!

But then again, if life were anything BUT life, we'd actually have much more fun and much less boring monotony that paints our days of gray. Imagine days where we'd steal some ancient treasure, kill some bad guys, rid the world of mayhem and save it from peril and in the process, get some makeovers done. Sounds pretty darned good yes?

if life were an OM script

Everyone would be subjected to my god-awful writing! AGAIN!

True, life would be really corny, funny and pure CRACK. We'd all be nutcases with mental problems and bipolar-ism (what the hell is the noun for this??) and a nice big helping of SINGING and LAME JOKES. Anyhoo.