1. My friends are strange
2. I am listening to Nickelback.
3. Maybe i should learn to not think I can write.
4. I love fanfiction.
5. My plan is to go to Yale! (nah...)
6. I don't understand life and love.
7. I lost my sanity a long time ago.
8. People say I'm pretty okay at writing, but heck what they say. I'm not, yo.
9. I am missing America. Immigrate NOW.
10. Love is OVERRATED!
11. Somewhere over the rainbow, I'll find something red and ponytail-like attached to a fictional game character. Whom I will immediately glomp.
12. I am always searching for better writing examples.
13. Forever is a very long time, Pooh.
14. I never want to love.
15. My mobile phone is scratched.
16. When I wake up I start to worry about the day.
17. I get annoyed all the time.
18. Parties stands = Bad grammar = Written by Eugene
19. Hugs or kisses? Hugs.
20. Today is gone far far away.
21. Tomorrow is to worry about.
22. I really want to scream.
23. I love no one but my family and friends.
24. What is your phone brand? sony ericsson
25. What is the last 3 digits in your phone number? 963. Yeah.
26. What does the 2nd message inyour inbox say? That my mum bought me ang ku kueh and poong kueh for lunch!
27. Who was the last person you rang? THAT person.
28. Who was the last missed call from? My phone doesn't have caller ID. Ack.
29. What does the oldest msg in your inbox say? That it's no prooblem and that Eugene wants me to continue to write in some RGS book and tell him what happens in the story.
30. Who comes after J? K, dumbass.
31. Go to your sent messages- What does the tenth message say? You too dear!
32. Who is your network provider? shrugs.
33. How many messages are there in your inbox? Quite a few.
34. Who do you have on speed dail 3? Dad...I think.
35. If you are on prepaid card, how much credit do you have? I have my own SIM! No prepaid! xDD

Stolen from winnie with thanks.